What is the big deal
about a horse-head in a bed?
I’ve seen scarier things on the subway.
Don Corleon’s got nothing
on The Dude, Ricky Bobby
or Lieutenant Frank Drebin.
Mark Wahlberg is a scarier
hit-man. I’ve seen scarier mustaches
in James Bond movies,
and tougher men
in the aisles of Fairway.
I’d rather watch a marathon of Star Wars.
– Scratch that – I’d rather watch
the prequels to Star Wars.
© Umansky 2013
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