You make me want to be smarter.
You make Steven Segal look like Vin Diesel
“Demolition Man” was almost as bad as “Judge Dredd”
but not as bad as “Rambo” or “The Expendables.”
I laughed when SNL’s “Dog Show” featured
a poodle named Rocky Balboa.
I love that my high school students don’t remember:
“Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.”
(Poor Estelle)
Why glorify your life with “blood and guts?”
Somehow making movies with “tits and ass”seems
more respectable. Why couldn’t you be a good, talented
Italian actor like that Al Pacino or Paul Giamatti.
(I bet that Paul makes his mother proud.
Did you see Barney’s Version?)
Sylvester, I will forever cringe when I hear the name “Adrienne.”
© Umansky 2013
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