My cat is bigger than you.
You may as well call yourself a cat.
I don’t like your beady eyes and your yap-yap yapping.
And why do you always look like you’re shaking?
You look like you need a valium.
For the love of god, get a grip!
© Umansky 2013
Posted in anti-ode, tagged cats; anti-odes; dogs; humor on June 24, 2013| Leave a Comment »
My cat is bigger than you.
You may as well call yourself a cat.
I don’t like your beady eyes and your yap-yap yapping.
And why do you always look like you’re shaking?
You look like you need a valium.
For the love of god, get a grip!
© Umansky 2013
Posted in numbered sections, science-based, technology, tagged technology; science-based; xbox; love; future on June 11, 2013| Leave a Comment »
1/
For valuable data, see: emotions.
This is all effective and affective.
It is inching closer, like a train approaching a station.
It could indicate arrogance or annoyance.
Even the friend of many, the Xbox. ( though, who cares, I never had one)
will soon be controlled by more than hands. It will mature to a place that is beyond verbal.
2/
Anyone can calculate your body movements and the force of your punch, but now, It gets difficult with personal matters. How do I calculate heartbeat? I want to help shape the future offerings. I want a machine to calculate love. Take out the guessing. I want the heart to long and project desire like a hologram, even when it is asleep.
3/
We are entering a time when all is emotionally-aware.
[even my phone is smart.]
It is revealing and in the revelation is the scrutiny.
What if I just mask my emotions – could we be manipulated? I don’t have time for games. The opposite sex is so good at them. Machines will, too. Who also wants to deal with Artificial Intelligence?
I could tailor my life according to my body. I could tailor my body to carefully built machines.
“I could” is neither here nor there; It’s just a starting point, like “I want to, but…”
© Umansky 2013