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Elegy

for the humans who might play computers in the upcoming American Crossword Puzzle Tournament

We are mince-meat. The day is past where humans reign supreme. The Doctor is in and he will fill the page without logic; without reason.  We all play the game: reading the prompts, counting the letters, thinking of the correlations and the permutations.

Some play the game differently. We recognize patterns. (and I don’t mean window curtains or tabletops). We have knowledge and experience in lieu of calculations and statistics though, a shift in gears can produce a high-speed roadway for the human mind.  We don’t need to be charged, unlike our opponents.

                                                            We get the joke; it’s funny.

                                  

The machines are beating us with our own language –  with their fancy programs and their implanted intelligence. Where they are taking us?  Gone are the days of pencil and pen, (forget about fingers and digits).  They are adaptable, and we, we are creatures of habit. They are resilient while we age poorly. They spot matches *like that* and our synapses just  spaz. They say The Good Doctor will “kill the field,” as in level out the playing field, as in KILL THE HUMANS!

                                                            What Will Would Shortz Do? (WWWSD?)

 Give up and die?  We must go forth into that dark night and carry our heads high and walk even if we are weary, and think, even if we are parched and thin. We must be a-w-a-r-e in these electric times… 

The hurdle is in the extension of cord versus cord.  Spine verses Wire. We can build the strength of body and brain. All they’ve got is little men with little fingers furiously typing code encrypted with artificial humor. We’ve got the life inside us. 

© Umansky 2012

 

 

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After putting away the 75 seeds, he felt harbored yet chilled. In the after-part, the Collection was secure. It was made tight and finely made. Nested and nestled in their perma-frostings. He knew, with his turn of the key, each seed would heed the Call of the Wild. There would be no more controlling; no more sun to answer. Each was a fugitive for their own justice, now. They sat in the thick and plotted. Others, turned their backs.

 

A light went on. First, the Marigolds and the Dandelions entered the Boiler Room. Then, the Cloves, followed by the Thymes and Parsleys. The Wheats and the Barleys joined limbs and cuddled next to the Yams and the Rutabagas. As they stepped through the crowd, they could see, in the distance, the local soils alongside the African Oaks. A catcall was heard, in the direction of the Squash. (She snickered and took a seat in the front). Two by two, they entered. Two by two, they took off their histories of space and time. They were tired. All of that depositing and classifying; sifting and labeling. They longed for the temperate but got the raw.  Then, a scuffle was heard. Old Bran organized a meeting at the third black box to the left with Hickory, Marjoram, and Maize.

 

Let’s keep the humans out of it, said Squash, A flood is coming.

 

And the news spread to Mustard, then to Clover, then to Chick and Lima who went round back and whispered it to Soy, who then whispered it to Wildflower and with a snap of her hand, turned out the light. They were happy in their vaults. Happily mingling in the cold. They held banquets; drank vodka. (Sometimes, they did the polka.) They were ready to marry. Ready to go forth and prosper for when the world fell to her knees, they’d be ready to harvest a new one.

 

© 2012 Umansky

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